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These tees are only available for DZSOs. Wearing one of these if you are not a DZSO usually results in a really ugly mal on the next jump - consider yourself warned.
These tees are discounted to show thanks for the dirty, rotten, dangerous and universally despised job that they perform at the DZ to keep things safe. There are lots of you careless nutters around that need some discipline.
Anyway, you'll need to upload proof when you purchase. All 6 of the following items are required: DZSO certificate, current Instructor B rating, a minimum of 20,000 jumps verified with full original log book records, birth certificate, social security number, Facebook log in and password... Just kidding.